At least make sure they are 18
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I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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