he wants to bone in the snuggie
Say something about gay babies.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The air was thick with penises
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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