I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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