I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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