so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
you made out with another girl for some wings
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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