I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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