What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
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He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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