Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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