I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
