either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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