Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I think your dad took our porno
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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