yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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