They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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