I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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