How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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