question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Randomize
