I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
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IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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