is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I want to make a zoo with you.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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