i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he puts the penis in happiness.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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