yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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