I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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