Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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