Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I believe in your delicious
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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