sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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