So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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