So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Please don't give away my fajitas
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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