And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He better not be in your backpack
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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