i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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