I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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