I hate your face
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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