This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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