don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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