I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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