have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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