I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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