i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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