is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
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