the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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