So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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