he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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