Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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