Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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