And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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