I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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