we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I love how my cats smell like pot.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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