you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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