oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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