How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
