I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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