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My balls are so social today.
Too much gin, very little bucket
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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