Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
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