My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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