some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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