the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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