How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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