dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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