GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You can make out without kissing
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