Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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