she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
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Found your dick twin last night
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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