Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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