I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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