Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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